Aspiring celebrity with a photoshopped flower crown
  • piplump:

    Pros and cons of boys:

    • Con: They’re dicks
    • Pro: Their dicks

    (Source: piplump, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • thrashturbate:

    cynical-bee:

    thrashturbate:

    I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

    no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

    this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

    (via righteous-man-and-a-fallen-angel)

  • le-cafe-musain:

    don’t underestimate my ability to perform a whole musical if left home alone

    (via do-you-have-a-flag)

  • typette:

    helloyoucreatives:

    You are never alone with a good book.

    that last one tho

    #tumblr

  • inkyubus:

    whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re making. 

    (via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)

  • gotta-luv-dem-books:

    landofgay:

    notsomadmaddy:

    karkat-doodle-doo:

    fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    oeve-at-221b:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    albus—tumbledore:

    32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

    What?

    nobody say a word

    *squints loudly*…..
    ….WHAT IS IT?!

    THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN

    no one say it

    HOW DO 262,375 KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT

    (Source: maastrictian, via thelokigameswiththewinchesters)